Wednesday, April 22, 2009

best earth day ever

i saw eris nekkid!!!

yep. we showered together.

well, not really but she was in the locker room with me after i went swimming and she was in the shower stall next to mine. as is my custom, in invited myself into her personal space and talked her ear off about really deep things until my class started.

it seems she's not offended by my loud cackle and foul mouthin' ways.

score!!!

see, i'm a simple girl, i only have two requests in my dealings with people and that is that they don't have a corn cob up their ass (read: knows how to laugh and doesn't take themselves seriously) and that they don't take offense at my notsonicetmormonladyways.

eris passed the test.

i have a new girl crush....yes i do. yes i do.
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.are we freaking you out numi?

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  1. Nah. Numi knows I have always had "tendencies" and am proud of them. Plus, I have to stay with Mr. Eris until I earn the bike.

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  2. "Plus, I have to stay with Mr. Eris until I earn the bike."

    best comment ever!

    tendencies? nah...i think it's normal for many, if not most women to fine other women attractive.

    *giggles*

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  3. eris rocks.
    and so does mel

    and so does showering in public.
    :)

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  4. Sorry, not freaked out. Eris took care of that in high school when she mooned me in her grandmother's front yard. She still can catch me off guard but not very often.

    I'm just glad that you two met *with* clothes on before you became shower buddies.

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  5. Two other things:

    1: Did Eris not explain to you the pact with Mr. Eris regarding the children in the event of a split?

    2: During your time in the shower (and afterward) she must not have explained our family history very well. Pretty hard to shock any more.

    3: Her daughter is in my shower as I write this comment. She just did something gross. Best to keep your distance.

    (Sorry, three.)

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  7. "i saw eris nekkid!!! yep. we showered together."

    One more example of something mfranti can say without causing a stir that I can't.

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  8. I used to have a girl crush on my friend... ya... um... that didn't work out so well.

    But hey, Eris sounds pretty great!

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  9. I know I'm late to this, but: So Eris once mooned Numi? Ah, the guys in another Ward, when I was a teen, did that at drive-thru's after a "got any hot buns?" "hot buns?" "like these!" dialogue...

    These blogs are good for a laugh.

    -Mike H.

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